The Holy See of Discord · Decree Apparatus
Issue a Papal Decree
Decretum Ex Cathedra Cuiuslibet — a decree from whoever's chair this is
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You hold the office; the office holds opinions. The Apparatus below assembles the WHEREAS clauses, affixes the seals, and dates your decree in both calendars. What you decree is your business. That it is binding is ours.
Decreed By
Subject of the Decree (optional — the Apparatus has opinions of its own)
Office of
Decrees &
Proclamations
Decrees &
Proclamations
Dept. of
Retroactive
Infallibility
Retroactive
Infallibility
Decrees are binding in all 23 known dimensions and may be overruled by any other Pope, including you, later, in a different mood. The Apparatus keeps no records; drafts exist only in your browser and your conscience.