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You Are Already
A Pope

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Be it known throughout the multiverse that discordianpope.com exists to issue you the documentation that formalizes what is already true. Below: your personalized Bull of Ordination, signed and sealed in approximately twenty-three seconds.

"Every man, woman and child on this Earth is a genuine and authorized Pope."
Bureau of
Fnord
Authentication
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Random
Validation

This Bull is valid in all 23 known dimensions. Pope status may be revoked if holder takes anything seriously. Not valid for tax purposes or ordering pizza with pineapple. Generated locally; we never see your name.